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Dylan “Dulpy” Van Greunen

True Blue Apprentice

Dylan, also know as the “Uber Appy” or “Patient Zero” or “Dulpy” or “Daleen” or “Die Bak Oor Jakalsie” as named by Charl, is one of True Blue’s first social reprogramming experiments. The project entailed the capture of a less than functional organism and subjecting it to a multitude of creative stimuli, verbal “motivation” and neurological cleansing agents. So far the results has been astounding as the subject has shown increased output in memory recollection, productivity and overall creativity. These results are truly groundbreaking for a specimen that would have been regarded as a defective collection of grey matter. The subject has now been enrolled as a “True Blue Apprentice” with responsibilities that include the following operations:

  • Client liaison
  • Client processing and scheduling
  • Piloting the caffeine station
  • General sanitary management
  • Operating all communications apparatuses

The subject known as Patient Zero continues to impress his peers with diligent work ethic and patriotic morale. We can unfortunately not account for the malfunctioning dress code and personal hygiene. Mass production is scheduled by the end of 2020 where we aim to call the program – Skynet

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Dylan “Dulpy” Van Greunen

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